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    ‘Monster March’ brings out our creative best (and scariest)

    By David Rogers. BLOWING ROCK, N.C. — There were not any people in Blowing Rock on Oct. 26. There were only monsters.

    Of course, it was all in great fun for the hundreds upon hundreds of “kids” (of all ages) dressed up in costumes for “Monster March,” a beloved Blowing Rock tradition. Halloween, you see, is that time of year when you can be just about anybody you want to be and get away with it.

    We saw nurses and witches, firemen and policemen, princesses and kings, Mario Bros. characters and even a good guy Grinch handing out candy. We got to hug a bearded lady and shook hands with Arwen and her beloved from Lord of the Rings. There were a number of “hot dogs” (pooches dressed up as hot dogs), and one lady was a bag of french fries alongside her “ham”-burger of a husband, with a “hot dog” pulling them all along.

    Somebody should surely have called for several ambulances because we ran into multiple folks with bandages and scars, either mummified or maybe even the walking dead.

    OUR SPECIAL AWARDS

    Best Engineering: The Bearded Lady (using all of her own natural hair)

    The Bearded Lady AKA Riley Kiker, is currently a senior at NC State, which of course is known for its great engineering school. Photographic image by David Rogers for Blowing Rock News

    “Scariest” Character: Can it get much scarier than an IRS special agent?

    Jackson Kirk, son of Police Chief Nathan Kirk was dressed up as an IRS Special Agent. Now that is scary! Photographic image by David Rogers for Blowing Rock News

    An Assortment of other Fun Photos

    Mayor Sellers, right, doesn’t need a costume to be scary — just kidding, Charlie! Glad you and Deatra were out and about, taking in all the crazies!
    I wonder if these folks are fond of fast food?
    Here are some natural hams, especially the weiner dog in the foreground. ‘Please, make sure you capture my best profile.’
    ‘Can someone please call Watauga Medics?’
    ‘Yeah, I haven’t figured out what that is, either. Certainly don’t want to hug it!’
    ‘Argh… Have you seen my Pirate ship around here? I left it at Bass Lake but Peter Pan, methinks, has offed with it!’

    ‘Please, I am NOT a hot dog. I am a taco!’
    ‘Need an investigator?’
    One of these characters is cute. The other appears to be a fierce CPA!

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