Bent Buzz

People say that satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. — Robin Williams

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture. — Robin Williams

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars — just intense negotiations every 28 days. — Robin Williams

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? — Robin Williams

Any girl can look glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. — Hedy Lamarrr

If it's the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? — Robin Williams

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper. — Jerry Seinfield

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