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  • On any issue: if you are wrong and not silent, you are a fool. If you are right, you are married. ...

    On any issue: if you are wrong and not silent, you are a fool. If you are right, you are married. ...

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  • Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. -- Robin Williams ...

    Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. -- Robin Williams ...

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  • We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.-- Robin Williams ...

    We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.-- Robin Williams ...

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  • The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms -- not to bear artillery.-- Robin Williams ...

    The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms -- not to bear artillery.-- Robin Williams ...

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  • Ah, yes, divorce...from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. -- Robin W ...

    Ah, yes, divorce...from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. -- Robin Williams ...

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  • People say that satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House.-- Robin ...

    People say that satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House.-- Robin Williams ...

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  • We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.-- Robin Williams ...

    We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.-- Robin Williams ...

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  • If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars -- just intense negotiations every 28 days.-- Robin Will ...

    If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars -- just intense negotiations every 28 days.-- Robin Williams ...

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  • Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?-- Robin Williams ...

    Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?-- Robin Williams ...

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  • Any girl can look glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.-- Hedy Lamarrr ...

    Any girl can look glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.-- Hedy Lamarrr ...

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  • If it's the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number?-- Robin Williams ...

    If it's the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number?-- Robin Williams ...

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  • It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the ...

    It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.-- Jerry Seinfield ...

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  • We are all here on Earth to help others. What on Earth the others are here for I don't know.-- W.H. A ...

    We are all here on Earth to help others. What on Earth the others are here for I don't know.-- W.H. Auden ...

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  • If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.-- Laurence J. Peter ...

    If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.-- Laurence J. Peter ...

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